Never Walked In High Heels

I have learned in recent years that there are many hazards of not having a diamond ring. However, this was one that I never expected.

I was in a coffee shop the other day when a young man asked if he could sit next to me. Instantly suspicious, I stupidly nodded even though my past judgment has told me that individuals who wish to sit next to me usually want to talk to me, and such individuals who want to talk to me usually prevent me at the very least from getting my work done. However, this particular man illustrated that not only would he hold me back from work, but I would proceed to a conversation which even my best etiquette teachers would be at an absolute loss to navigate. The young man proceeded to tell me his name and states that he has been abducted to the planet Zorbon, and what I am actually seeing is his hologram android.

At first I think, he must be joking in order to seem more bizarre than he actually is, and then he proceeds to tell me that he is serious, using his laptop to pull up star charts, databases, and other information regarding the great planet of Zorbon which, forgive me if I’m mistaken, seems as if no one on earth has ever heard of.

This of course is not the first time I have found myself in a conversation which made me question whether or not I had slipped into an alternate universe. I seem to attract weirdos from every tribe, nation, and planet. This is a gene I am convinced that I have inherited from my father. My father has the remarkable ability to attract cult leaders, religious fanatics and shall we say, oddities of all sorts. Evidently during their early dating lives, these convergent flocks would hound my mother and father; making it impossible for them to go on a simple date. So I seem to have inherited this gene and although it seems to be recessive in most people, I have a pheromone that somehow attracts very bizarre people.

On the whole, I think that I am pretty tolerant of different individuals’ world views. My own views are fierce in their own right, which may be as strange to some as hailing from Zorbon. Among my friends, there are many Jews, Catholics, Hindu’s, Muslims, basically an entire diversified population which would make the BBC diversity department howl with envy. However, there is only so much a woman can take and being introduced to a hologram android is pushing the limits. The only appropriate response I could garner was, “Buddy, you’re bloody insane.”

I’m not exactly sure what he was trying to accomplish. Maybe being from the planet Zorbon is supposed to be particularly sexy. Perhaps in the style of, I’ll let you see my hologram if you let me see yours. But in my book, this is not a particularly pleasant way to start a romance let alone a conversation.

I have often been told in my life to be kind and tolerant to everyone and to love them exactly as they are, giving every guy a chance before I reject him as a potential suitor. These days, coffee shops are the place to meet your soulmate; and so I do my best to smile and look inviting, even when I’m only there to get a little work done. I don’t know if these rules of dating extend to people who have been abducted and replaced by androids, but after about fifteen minutes of supposed conversation, I found it best to take my work and make an exit.

It was late at night when I finally began to think about suffering. The lights were going out and I was sitting in my favorite spot in the flat looking at the river Thames go by. On the staircase I thought “nobody likes to suffer.” Earlier that week there had been flashing lights and sirens on the bridge that crosses an area of our local quay. The road was blocked off for hours, and we had to go the long way around the neighborhood in order to visit our local supermarket and shopping centre. After it was finally cleared away, four bouquets of flowers had been tied to posts of the barricade which prevents people from falling into the river. An eleven year old boy had jumped in on a hot summers day and on the way down, hit his head against the wall causing him to lose consciousness. It took two hours for emergency crew to find his body.

A friend of mine, when he reported this to me, kept saying over and over “We told those kids not to play there; not to jump in.” I could see the frustration that comes with age and understanding dangers that children remain ignorant to or choose to ignore. I don’t think he would be as upset if a seventeen year old had done the same thing, but an eleven year old. My friend was visibly frustrated.

If you live long enough, you will be miserable. It doesn’t matter how much money you have or how protected your life is. It’s a fact of the human condition; you will suffer. And you will be tested in how much you are determined that life is worth living. The alternative is that you die young, as the case of our neighbor boy. In that case you inevitably make a bunch of other people miserable and such is the depressing side of the circle of life. We love; we grow attached to people, things, ideas, places, and they are inevitably taken away and we are given the choice to clutch on thereby suffocating ourselves and the people around or let go thereby accepting the pain, accepting change and forcing ourselves to never have any stability at all.

A book I was reading not too long ago explained that a sociologist interviewed the victims who’d survived the Jewish concentration camps of the second World War to ask what effect the experience had on their faith. The findings were shocking:

“During the 1970’s, a man named Reeve Robert Brenner surveyed 1000 survivors of the Holocaust, enquiring especially about their religious faith.

How had the experience of the Holocaust effected their beliefs about God? Somewhat astonishingly almost half claimed that the Holocaust had no effect on their beliefs about God. But the other half told a different story. Of the total number surveyed, 11 percent said they had rejected all belief in the existence of God as a direct result of their experience. After the war, they never regained faith. Analyzing their detailed responses, Brenner noted that their professed atheism seemed less a matter of theological belief and more of an emotional reaction, an expression of deep hurt and anger against God for abandoning them” (From: Where is God When it Hurts by Phillip Yancey)

Suffering in any form forces us to reevaluate our ideas about the bedrock of what we base our life on. The eleven percent of people who became atheists as a result of their experience, it means taking a good long hard look at one’s own religion, turning around, and walking away. For others it means undergoing that same examination of one’s beliefs and deciding if they are worth keeping, need to be re-edited, or need to be thrown out entirely. Assuming that there is a God out there, many of us, think that it must be pretty easy being in control of the entire universe. One can look at the Old Testament as well as the Torah and characters such as Moses and Abraham who believed in an absolute God with an enormous personality. As individuals who said to their creator, “Sure it’s easy being up there, why don’t you come down here for a bit and try it out huh?”

As humans, when we think about God, we are torn between two dichotomies. The first is we want Him to suffer. We want him to know how difficult life is if He is out there, and do everything He can to improve it. But the irony of it is, if there is a God. Do we have any room in our human ideology for a God that willingly sacrifices and goes through agony? We can’t stand the idea of a God who lives above us oblivious to the concept of human pain and suffering, and yet the idea that an all powerful being that would willingly submit himself to such agony and pain completely out of love is outside our concept of what God is. We have no classification for a God who feels pain by choice. Perhaps it’s a contradiction of terms, someone who is almighty and chooses the difficult way.

I think about the family of the little boy who jumped into the water two weeks ago, how much suffering they must be going through now. The truth is not only do I hate it; I get every bit as angry as my friend. A child didn’t live long enough to suffer, and ironically, that’s what angers us all. The fact is that his life was cut short on a whim. Now his family is left picking up the pieces, asking the questions which inevitably come from suffering and searching for answers.

In this way, the child is very much like our preconception of God. We want every child to live long enough to know what suffering is and to ask questions about life himself rather than asking them in the wake of a child’s death. But ironically, like everyone else, we know that it would be much simpler if neither God, nor the child, nor anyone else had to suffer in the first place.

When I opened my back door at the sound of his knocking, it was obvious that he came bearing gifts. The presents, sloppily wrapped in brown paper, came as a sort of surprise,  I wasn’t expecting anything from him at all. Instantly the selfish side of my mind takes over.  All I want to know is what he could have brought me? What he could have seen that made him think of me?  So I open the package.  At first I think it’s a joke because it’s a paper cup that has vegetables painted on it with a plastic top. The entire thing weighed no more than a cup of noodles, which I ate back in university. I look at him.

“You bought me a cup of vegetable soup?” He rolls his eyes and tells me to pay better attention. I look again, it’s seeds for a chili plant. The paper cup is full of dirt.

Why even bother to get me anything if you are just going to get me a cup of dirt?  Nothing wrong with the gift, I say, but the fact is I can’t plant seeds. I can barely take care of myself let alone making me responsible for another object, it’s not my idea of a good time. He starts talking excitedly of the chili plants he’s been growing and I am still stuck on receiving a cup of dirt for my birthday.  Doesn’t he know me at all?  Doesn’t he know my limitations of what I can and cannot do? What does he think, after feeding me hundreds of meals, cleaning my flat, fixing broken wheelchairs, and unlocking doors which I didn’t have the physical capability to open, he would know that this present would be more trouble than anything else.

“So are we gonna sit here and keep talking or are we gonna plant these things?” All of a sudden, with massive amounts of dexterity he jumps up and flies over to the kitchen sink, opening the paper cup and the package of seeds, adding water as necessary, and then dumping the seeds out onto the table.

“Your turn”, he says. After a second I look at him blankly. What is he talking about?  What is he doing? He continues to look at me in expectation. “Go on then, I’ll hold the cup, you put the seeds in. They need to be planted about two inches apart….Its not going to spill, I have hold of the cup right here.” I look at him, he has absolutely lost his mind.  Even if I do manage to get these tiny little pepper seeds into a pile of dirt and bury it, the thing is just going to die. I really don’t have the capability of managing any more house plants. When you depend on someone else to get you a drink of water, the plant seemed like a good excuse to start a group called “Planned Planting” to look for alternative homes for the houseplant you’ve been given. The chili seeds are impossible for me to hold on to until I get them on the tip of my finger and I am slowly able to make the seeds stick to my just long enough to be placed on top of the dirt. He poked behind the back of the seeds, pushing them in

“That should do it nicely, I’ll come by in a few days to water and, when it’s time, you and I can repot them. There’s loads of new pots at Tescos. Though, you should get a set now for when they grow bigger. I even have some compost in the back of my boat.”

It wasn’t until he said that that I finally realized what my birthday from him actually was.  All of a sudden I had my very own gardener to help me plant chili plants. He comes back every few days to check up on them and give them water when needed. And, just as I promised, I bought three  pots on sale from Tescos for one pound fifty. This morning when I woke up, I found eight tiny seedlings in a paper cup. Their heads just beginning to raise towards the sun, and immediately I texted him to see if he would come by and have a look. Whenever he comes to give them more water, the value of his birthday present grows exponentially.  He is one of those people who gives up his time freely, making you feel like you are the most important person in the world. And with that comes the astounding ability to give a precious gift that no one else can replicate, regardless of how much money may be thrown or the size of the celebration.

Every morning when I come downstairs, I look at the tiny plants in the paper cup, wondering if they need to be watered for that day. Whenever I start to think that they do, he inevitably comes by with the watering can, ready to make sure that everything in our little paper cup garden is properly cared for. I’ve even started to figure out additional uses for chili’s to see what will come during harvest time. One morning he came in with a new challenge, sunflowers. He wants to see how high he can make one grow inside my two story windows. This time, I didn’t turn my nose up so quickly at his present. I realized that he gave me himself.

For some time now, my friends have been begging me to join one of those internet dating sites. “You are a busy woman, you can’t waste time going to bars and looking for the ideal match.” “Things aren’t like how they used to be, everybody is super busy and that’s OK. We need more direction in looking for romance. It’s completely normal to have a profile on one of those sites.” It seemed for a while that no matter where I was there was a Match.com advertisement promising a match in six months or my money back. This of course, I thought, meant that my money would at some point have to end up in their bank account rather than stay in my own. How wrong I was.

So finally, on a cold evening when I wasn’t feeling in the best moods about myself, I decided to give the advice of my friends a go and signed up for a service which will as always when I have to use proper nouns, remain nameless. I signed up, filled in my birthday, my gender, my age, my email address and hit “OK”. Only to be faced with a form of over two hundred absurd questions. What did I think about Smoking (Strong dislike, moderate dislike, dislike, like, moderate like, strong like, no preference)? Religion (Strong dislike, moderate dislike, dislike, like, moderate like, strong like, no preference)? Performing arts? Financial planning? Dogs? Cats? Small rodents?

And to be honest, some of these questions I had no idea how to answer. After all, how can any woman in my position ever tell if her dislike of, lets say, naked sacrifices of chickens is something I am “moderately” opposed to or “strongly” opposed to? What constitutes a moderate support as opposed to simple support? I was about to give up when I finally reached the holy grail of dating sites, that is, the end screen. I waited for the little rainbow pinwheel to stop spinning on my computer in eager expectation as they calculated my matches and results. My credit card was ready for the six month money-back guarantee. I had it all planned out, I would go into a coffee shop to meet with the guy and my girlfriend would be in disguise at the next table. That way, if he wound up trying to kidnap me she could take action in her little five foot two inch, 110-pound sort of way.

“We’re sorry, we feel that it would be inappropriate to use our services given that your results fall outside of the standard deviation of a majority of men who register with us. Thank you for trying our dating site.”

So, apparently there are standard deviations in online dating. I immediately went back to my junior year stats class where we talked about standard deviations and Z factors for a review of what this could possibly mean. Take your typical Bell curve: Ninety-nine point nine percent of the individuals must fit within the bell. The other point one percent are just out of luck when it comes to looking to romance it turns out. I, with my answers of strong likes and moderate dislikes, am a member of that point one percent where it is apparently so statistically impossible to find me a match that they won’t even bother to take my credit card number.

Beyond the entire absurdity of the whole situation (I am apparently unmatchable) begs the question, can human emotions ever be broken down into standard deviations and mathematical equations? At the risk of sounding too much like an excerpt from Carrie Bradshaw’s “Sex and the City”, I don’t think there is a standard deviation when it comes to romance.

I have had friends who are absolutely driven to pure militancy when it comes to finding a boyfriend. Why? There is one individual I met who told me that she was determined through one of these online dating sites to be married within the year. Her strategy was simple, she would go out and meet a guy at Starbucks, and if in ten minutes they didn’t click she would immediately say “I don’t think this is working out”, offer to pay for his coffee and then leave. Within nine months she was engaged, and I guess her clear-cut organization and decisiveness coupled with on the spot thinking worked to her advantage.

But it always seemed to me that half the fun of dating is not knowing what will happen next, like any adventure in life. If a guy walked into where I was sitting with a big neon sign above his head that said “I am the one”, then I might be giddy for a moment but then that excitement would completely disappear and I suspect I would feel completely shackled.

Scientists have struggled and eventually discovered a massive amount of hormones and chemical reactions that go into establishing a good relationship, but there are some aspects of human interaction that science is anywhere near explaining such as true self-sacrificial love. Where is the evolutionary self-preservation in that? If there is any, I’m not sure I would want to find it. There are some wonderful things out there that have been going on for centuries which scientists can’t even begin to explain. These are omens, interactions, and emotions that should be celebrated because they all help create the adventure inherent in the unexpected. After all, as Dr. House indeed said “If the wonder disappears when the answer is gone, there is never any wonder to begin with.”

I’m one of the most non maternal women I know. Its not that I don’t like children, its just that I don’t really know what to do with them. Some many of my friends talk about how they were “born to be a mom” or are willing to manipulate their careers so that they can have children and, truth be told, I’ve never been like that. If you were to ask me to phrase my expectation of having children into a economic philosophy, it, like so many of my views, could best be described as laze fare.. If kids happen… they happen and I’ll rebuild my support system accordingly.

The problem is that as an only child, I didn’t grow up surrounded by little ones. A therapist once told my mother to never speak in baby talk around me in order to force my vocabulary to expand. While it worked to some extent, an above average vocabulary had another effect. Other children steered clear of those people who used particularly big words. So between not having siblings and not having an entourage of friends, I grew up surrounded by the language of adults.

I’ve not yet hit thirty and today I decided I do not like the language of adults. When I was young I used to long to understand every word of the grown-up world, the simple statements of my peers seeming flat and almost primitive. They just said exactly what was on their mind, without regard to cadence, alteration, or even tact for that matter. The adult way of speaking seemed so complex and exact. I couldn’t wait to hear that language my entire time.

And then I grew up myself.

Everyday, now that I’m in the grown up world, I see that it is this world that has the barbaric language which lacks imagination and beauty. Scoring high on the vocabulary sections of my entrance exams for universities, the are some leaflets I receive in my mail box which I stare at blankly trying to figure out what on earth the advertisers are trying to say in them. Or the words are unnecessarily large that just the sounds of them slice through anyone who doesn’t have a shell instead of supple skin.

“Patient’s gait is uneven and massively unstable with unpredictable movements and often staccato breathing when fatigued.” I live with the condition and I am not even sure what such an analysis actually means.

Last month I found myself visiting an old friend and her two young boys. They were squirrely and much past cleaning up after them, I had no idea what to do with them. Despite my friend’s aggravation at this fact, I didn’t particularly feel the need to learn what to do with young children. Just let the boys do want they want, and cleaning up after to make my friends life a little easier. I was clearing the table when the youngest boy climbed up on his mother’s lap and whispered in her ear. Intrigued, I looked at my friend.

“He says you walk like a dancer.”

“He who gives up freedom for safety deserves neither.” ~Ben Franklin

One of my favorite things about living where I do is that I get to see men who have yet to give up their sense of adventure. Some of them have passed forty and still live on boats with no wives or children. Their homes sometimes seem like an adult version of a tree house as I pass them. They stick their heads out and greet me, asking if I need help with anything today. These are the friends I call when I am stuck in central London with a dead battery or suddenly find myself in a sticky situation. They are unshaven, unabashed, and all together untamed.

In the circles I was raised, men like this are pretty much nonexistent. The males we have are like old circus bears who perform a few ticks on command, but are old and have been declawed. The bars placed on the circus cages are to give a feeling that the beast is unsafe despite how aged he actually is. Although I have my theories, I’m not sure whose ‘fault’ it actually is. What I am sure of is that these men, somehow or another, have entered into a safe world of suits and status quos where they often married before they knew who they were, to avoid some unknown darkness. They have become tamed because the world around them requires it. All opportunity for adventure disappears when people demand that men play it ‘safe.’

My point is not that we should encourage men to be reckless or even brutish. Real men possess self control as much as they do power. But what I am emphasizing is that on insisting on safe lives, perfect homes, and taming passion, we trade away our freedoms. And in doing so, we (for lack of a better word) castrate our men. Then we wonder ‘where have all the men gone?’

The men around here are still often feral even on their best behavior. Most of them are far from having a stable life, but by my count I don’t expect them to. In keeping their company, they don’t expect me to stay in my ‘place’ either. They don’t comment about how I shouldn’t be out in inaccessible places or calling them when I need to get out during a snow storm. They are the first to offer help but the last to enforce limits. I know that each of us are fully functional individuals who treasure our freedom. Because we know we are each independent, there is a community where each of us is valued. Watching them be the fullest men they can be, raising sails and rebuilding their boats with calloused hands and amazing stamina, helps me to realize what it means to be a better woman than I thought I could be.

“Going out with you is like going out with the crazy girl,” my friend says on the other end of the line. “No I’m not. I’ve always considered myself more of the girl-next-door type,” I replied. I can’t help but laugh. I had just rescued my chair from a building in the center of London. While attending a class in the basement, the lift had decided that it would be an opportune time to break, trapping me and my wheelchair downstairs. I am fortunate enough to be able to walk up the stairs, but my 400 pound electric wheelchair had to be left overnight. The next morning I received a phone call saying that the lift would be broken for at least three more weeks as new parts had to be ordered. My wheelchair was still stuck within the basement.

Seeing that I needed it to get around London, I immediately called two of my guy friends who are able between them to get the wheelchair out through a secret passageway (I kid you not!) in the building. Apparently, this passageway, kept behind locked doors, was formerly used as a shooting range for the British militia. So through the super-secret, hidden, locked, forbidden passageway the three of us climbed after my wheelchair was taken up three small steps in order to enter. We even had flashlights in tow to make it more dramatic.

To say that trouble follows me is an understatement. Don’t get me wrong, it’s rarely anything I do. But between the collapsing toilets, the broken elevators, and a plethora of dead batteries at very inconvenient times, I am beginning to be known amongst my guy friends as Calamity Jane, someone who is always a damsel in distress. They answer the phone and immediately wonder what sort of sticky situation I have now gotten myself into. The thing is, it’s nothing to do with me. Really, it isn’t. I live as normal of a life as you can imagine. I go up and down stairs using elevators. I accomplish precisely what any able-bodied person does. And it’s not as if I’m trying to scale the walls of Big Ben or create some other mischief. Believe it or not I’ve come to the conclusion that things of this world are not particularly ready for someone in a wheelchair to conquer.

None of my friends realize until I tell them that we live in a world in which disabled people are not expected to go out much. At work they estimate that as much as 75% of disabled people go out of their homes once a week or less. This is the city in which public transportation can be a nightmare for anyone who doesn’t travel on two feet. Services such as Shop Mobility and Dial-A-Ride which as supposed to help individuals with physical disabilities to get around put a strict limit of using their services 6 times a month per person. For me and my career, I’m lucky if I don’t need to go to 6 different places a day. Such restrictions not only prove the point that disabled people are not mobile, it reinforces it, thus creating a cycle that London has yet to break out of. Unless you’re me, and then you run the risk of being trapped in the basement of a building whose lift has just gone out.

I once had a wheelchair vendor come to my house for a yearly tune-up. He was able to plug a computer into my electric chair and get a reading of exactly how far I had traveled in it within the past year and a half. When he saw the mileage, he dropped his computer. “You ride your wheelchair hard. It wasn’t meant to be used this much.” What does he expect? My life has taken me all over the city and actually all over the world. When I buy a wheelchair I expect it to keep up with my way of living, not the other way around.

I am often told by my friends that people still stare at me when we go out together. This actually is news to me as I usually don’t notice. But the fact that seeing someone out in a wheelchair still is a reason for stares, shocks most of my friends as much as it does the other party in seeing me.

I’m not Calamity Jane. I’ve always actually considered myself a girl-next-door type. But the fact that when my number pops up on the phones of my guy friends, they begin to itch, wondering what adventure will come next. And in this way, maybe my friend is right. I guess every neighborhood has one and I’m it. I am the crazy girl-next-door.

I see it all the time, particularly in older couples, but the truth is, despite what I would like to think, most of my married friends are headed to it too. Couples get to a point where they just miss each other. One person attempts to show love and the other person doesn’t realize it, or it doesn’t come in the form that she is expecting, and so she complains that he doesn’t love her at all. Likewise, she didn’t to anything that he thought ought to be done. And so they miss each other again. Both of them are attempting their best to show the other all the love in the world. And yet there is no (…luck?)

Dr. Gary Chapman writes in his book that there are 5 basic love languages. We have a primary love language, and then a secondary one, a way we show love, and a way we automatically receive love. Briefly they are: physical touch, quality time, acts of service, encouraging words, and the giving of physical gifts. For me, the hardest love language to accept has always been the idea that acts of service communicate a form of love. When you’re disabled and always needing help, it becomes customary to constantly have individuals help you. It’s just what needs to be done and so you assume that every ramp somebody builds with their own hands, or every tire they change, is simply done out of necessity rather than love.

One of my favorite moments in the movie Anne of Green Gables is when Marilla tells Anne, “Anne, you have tricked something out of that imagination of yours that you call romance. Have you forgotten how he gave up the Avonlea school for you so that you could stay here with me? He picked you up every day in his carriage so that you could study your courses together. Don’t toss it away for some ridiculous ideal of romance that doesn’t exist.” I know I have myself been guilty of that exact fault. Missing the love of many people who are directly in front of me who love me because they do not look how I think suitors or adorers should look and act. If he doesn’t hug me, and yet he spends 8 hours on a Saturday trying to fix the electric door opener on my backdoor, should the physical touch be taken as a more suitable or a more devoted act of love than the quality of service?

One need only to open a book or switch on a TV to get a rather absurd ideal of what love ought to look like. He brings you a dozen roses to say I’m sorry but yet refuses to change his ways. She completely blows your mind and yet refuses to respect your parents, insulting them and driving a wedge between you and the two people who love you most. If everybody is different and unique, surely the way they express love is as unique to them as their own voice, or their own way of moving. And if we owe it to everyone to try to understand their background and where they are coming from, perhaps we also owe it to them to try to understand their expressions of love, their natural expressions of love, rather than complaining that they don’t suit our ideal.

Love is actually surprisingly easy to miss and it is simpler to assume it isn’t there when it doesn’t take the form we desire to see. Over and over I hear, “look for ways to love your neighbor.” That’s important and crucial. But are we also looking for ways in which other people show their love for us, even if it’s not necessarily in the form we expect?

              When my roommate brought home a new fling, I didn’t pay much attention. In our house, boys come and go, and while most of them are friendly they all have their faults. So, we’ve learned not to get too attached, not to invest too much, and not to become too annoyed by the fault that one can see plain as day even when the other cannot. But this particular one got unexpectedly on my bad side so fast that he managed to permanently smear himself to my disfavor.

              It started when I was stupid enough to walk across the floor of our new flat barefoot and I received a splinter from an ill cared for floor. This unleashed a general barrage of comments about my landlord not taking care of the place and not being responsible for his investment. I was having various amounts of trouble with the property owner that week and the splinter just sealed the deal.

              “But Athena, you shouldn’t hold people responsible to their actions like that. People just do stuff, it doesn’t mean anything,” he said, reclining on the couch and lazily fondling my roommate’s hand. OK, I instantly went from having on opinion about the guy to utter disgust all in a matter of four seconds. This was an impressive record. My somewhat embarrassed roommate asked him to clarify what he meant, which he gladly did, by repeating himself. I looked to my roommate in utter disbelief, ready to punch the guy in the face, before I realized that he would dismiss the action as being “just stuff.” What was the point?

              I couldn’t imagine having a relationship with a guy who, when asked to take responsibility for his actions, refuses to due so. More to the point, I can’t imagine having sex with someone who behaved in this manner either.

              The link between sex and responsibility is an issue that makes modern audiences very nervous. In an age of birth control and condoms we’d like to think that we’ve removed any responsibility from having sex. And we’ve gotten rid of the big ones to be sure, but sex is something which profoundly affects every facet of life including economics and politics.

              For a woman to have a partner who refuses to take responsibility for himself and his actions is like a throw back to the days before feminism.  Its saying that she doesn’t deserve someone who is honest with her or respects her. If he can’t be held accountable for his actions, what will stop him from  becoming abusive or cheating on his partner? Why should his girlfriend have any value to him, if he doesn’t value his own actions. 

              Like so many of society’s problems, this commentary is meaningless without making it concrete. Most women will say “I would never go out with anyone who would say that!” Fair enough, but would you get involved with someone who subconsciously believed it? How many times do you tell yourself excuses for your significant other. Or are left trying to explain the unexplainable to friends when your partner does something stupid?

              But then let’s add sex to the mix. It goes without saying that this sort of attitude carries huge risks for my friend in terms of STDs. But the ramifications become much more distressing than that. If a man refuses to take responsibility for his actions, then sex is meaningless to him in every sense of the word. It is not an act of adoration, commitment, or even enjoyment. If “people just do stuff” then the intention cannot exist, even if the intention was/is hedonism. Sex is “just stuff” and as mundane as doing your laundry or emptying your pockets. When even the most exciting things become mundane  there is no longer passion or even a sense of life.

              Suffice it to say, the beau didn’t last too long after that. I think my roommate figured out they didn’t have that much in common. It was the first one in a while that I had learned anything from, so this boy had more sticking power than most in my mind. And for that I tip my hat to him…not that I expect that to mean much to him. After all, people “just do stuff.” 

All of my knowledge about cooking comes from one woman. Because of her, there are  about seven men who will  make their wives very happy. I am the link in between.  

When M.K. and I first moved in together, I told her that I wanted to learn everything she knew about cooking. She was thrilled to have someone else to cook for. Menu planning began soon thereafter, and Friday trips to Borough Market became a tradition. As M.K. moved in during the month of January, little except root vegetables were in season.  We would bundle up to run past Southwark, to take refuge from the depressive London weather under the green victorian canopies, and look for cilantro and saffron. Every color imaginable was there, like a market full of flowers hidden from the grey sky. By the time M.K. was done with her Masters in the Spring, we were grabbing our baskets and visiting the market in skirts on our way home from the library. 

In between studying for finals and memorizing monologues came dinnertime, and the hour or so before that was spent preparing food.  This soon became my favorite time of day. Since I couldn’t cook, I would sit on the floor of the kitchen, crouched beside the door, and we would talk… about everything. M.K. would come up with arguments for her dissertation, and I would try to figure how to handle the intraoffice politics of my first job. While the meal cooked, I ran lines and tried to memorize recipes. We fed each other with food and conversation, making sure that both would stick to our insides. 

The following year I found myself living near a group of guys, who quickly became my loyal friends. They ranged in age from 18 to 30 and had never cooked a meal in their lives. And I needed food. So they started a rotation of cooking duties, each one cooking in my flat for a week in between our drama school classes.  On Sunday one guy moved in, not knowing how to boil a pot of water, and, by that Saturday, he could at least make chicken korma. Meanwhile, I had made a very complex and three dimensional friend.

While teaching the men how to cook, I got to know their backgrounds and families, philosophical views and failed relationships. The dinner hour would last for three or four times longer than the title dictates. There is something undeniably unique about food that brings people out of themselves and allows them to relate to each other. The fact that we all need to be fed dismantles some guard we usually hold up. The enjoyment of food, the creative act of cooking, the careful combination of considering taste and nutrition are completely life affirming in every aspect.  It forces us first to admit that we are human and weak and then admit we each have an unlimited capacity for  joy and satisfaction. We cannot help but open up when there is a good meal on the table. 

During this time of year Borough Market begins to pick up in speed. Spring means full  baskets and skirts that catch both breeze and sunlight. Greens return, and every other color in the market is vivid and electric. We have survived winter, and now there are picnics and strawberry smoothies to look forward to. M.K. is now working on an organic farm back in the U.S., and we still send recipes back and forth online. The latest one she sent will be perfect for when all the guys come over next. They love using the food processor. And although they have never met M.K., I think that if she dropped by for dinner that night, they would think they had already met her.